Monday, October 30, 2023

Savannah Tops America's Most Haunted Colons List.....

Savannah, GA - Haunted colons are common, with the latest science estimating that 3 out of every 4 people have a ghostly stowaway in their large intestines, but Savannah, Georgia was recently recognized as the premier destination for adrenaline junkies and phobophiles looking to experience a genuine supernatural experience, including those involving gut ghosts and bowel banshees.

Marie Tran, shown here eating at the Oysters 'n Gifts truck stop in Savannah, would go on to discover a poo poltergeist in her distal colon later that evening

"Savannah is widely known as the most haunted city in America," Mayor Van Johnson explained. "You pretty much can't take ten steps in any direction without bumping into a historic building or cemetery where you might catch a glimpse of a ghostly spirit, or catch a whiff of ectoplasmic miasma from somebody with a fecal phantom."

Being known for its sphincter specters as much as its art scene and shrimp and grits, Savannah is a popular destination for lovers of ghost stories and, increasingly, ghost hunters. Some, like Ohio based Paranormal Medical Research Group leader Bruce Sagemiller, have a short list of favorite spots to investigate whenever they visit the "Hostess City of the South". "In a city like Savannah, you really can't go wrong because there are so many places with serious paranormal activity. But my favorite is the Marshall House, a hotel that served as an emergency hospital during the Civil War and a couple Yellow Fever epidemics in the 19th century. "One time I put an EVP recorder in the lobby men's room and, well, let's just say that the evidence wasn't exactly silent but deadly."

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