Friday, May 12, 2023

Deepak Chopra Endorses New Line of Steam and Serve Meals.....

Orlando, FL - Following in the footsteps of other self-help and actualization gurus, Deepak Chopra has announced the development of a new line of low calorie "steam and serve" snacks and entrees.

A woman, shown here enjoying a Mediterranean Medley entrée from the Chopra Bowls line of pre-cooked meals and extending the energetic boundaries of her consciousness into the greater cosmos, laughs at the realization that aging is merely a construct that is dependent on purposeful intentionality

"Around the still point of the present moment galaxies evolve, the universe expands," Chopra revealed during a press conference held outside the headquarters of his Chopra Foundation in Orlando. "The point of arrival is now. There is never a time that is not now. Cosmic consciousness. Cosmic cuisine."

Chopra's reasonably portioned meals, which will cost $30 per serving, will only use high-quality organic ingredients that are vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, and kosher. In addition, each individual meal will be prepared and packaged by a mother who is actively breastfeeding a child being carried in an authentic Chinese Mei Tai. Chopra, who has personally overseen the meal selection for the new product line, is confident that they will appeal to the sophisticated palates of today's consumers and stand out in an overcrowded marketplace. "We experience the contents of our consciousness as the world. We are not in the world, the world is in us. Only pure awareness is creative. Only stores in Florida and California will fill this void in our kitchens and our lives."

Only a handful of choices will be available at launch next month, but Chopra has revealed that more options will be on store shelves, or available for purchase from his website, by the end of the year. According to the world renowned educator and former endocrinologist, there will eventually be over 30 different meals to choose from. "Your brain is the observation deck for the universe to see itself. Nothing does not exist. It is full of activity. Quantum vacuum, plenum, fullness, virtual particles, vegan lasagna."

What is Chopra's favorite meal from the new line? The alternative health expert and author of almost 100 books says that he truly loves them all, or else he wouldn't have given them his seal of approval. "What appears to us as the unpredictable movement of atoms ends up manufacturing a universe with mind and life. Every addiction is to a thought. The ticket to freedom is in the gap between thoughts. Kids will love our oatmeal with apples and cinnamon."

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