Monday, May 1, 2023

Dr. Oz Announces Return to Television.....

Washington, D.C. -  Dr. Mehmet Oz, the cardiothoracic surgeon, media personality, and former candidate for United States Senate in Pennsylvania for some reason, has announced his return to daytime television as the new host of the longest running program on the National Academy of Sciences streaming service.

Dr. Oz, shown here demonstrating an ancient Nepalese technique for clearing clogged sinuses and calming an enraged yeti after stumbling into their sacred hunting grounds

"We couldn't be more proud to have Dr. Oz join the NAS+ Ultra family," NAS President Marcia McNutt explained. "And we can't think of a better vehicle to showcase his dynamic personality and commitment to educating the public than Dr. Oz Presents: Mining for Bigfoot's Secret Gold."

Fans of the show, which has aired on NAS+ Ultra every weekday from 10 a.m to noon since 2012, are counting on 2023 to be the year that the team of miners and cryptozoologists finally succeed. Expedition leader Cleep Denkins, PhD, who has been looking for the mysterious creature's buried treasure ever since he was rescued by one while lost in the Appalachian forest as a young child, revealed that the stakes are high this season. "We're gonna find that damn monkey man's gold or I'll give back the grant money!!!"

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