Sunday, September 10, 2023

"They're Through!": Ghost Celebrity Matchmaker Brabara Bloodstone Confirms Natalie Wood Ernest Borgnine Marriage is Over.....

Brabara Bloodstone, host of the E! Science Channel's Ghost Celebrity Matchmaker, shown here scheduling a car CD player installation at Circuit City

Rumors of Ernest Borgnine and Natalie Wood's divorce has been making the rounds across the internet this week and "Ernalie" fans have been desperate for details on a possible divorce. Unfortunately this has now been confirmed by Brabara Bloodstone, host of the E! Science Channel's Ghost Celebrity Matchmaker. Being one of the afterlife's most adored couples, the news that they are ending the marriage has upset millions of souls, leaving the living and the dead to speculate as to why they split after nearly ten years of seemingly happy ghost marriage.

"I was as shocked as everybody else," Bloodstone explained. "I was the one who introduced them on one of my specials, I think it was Ghost Celebrity Matchmaker: Haunted Hawaii or maybe the one we did in the Jaqueline Kennedy Garden at the White House, because I really thought they had what it takes to last at least a few centuries. Now I'm left doubting everything I thought I knew, except for the fact that I can communicated with ghosts. I'm pretty confident about that."

According to Bloodstone, several factors played a role in the couple's divorce. "But it was mostly lifestyle differences, because Ernie is a social butterfly and an insatiable lover of death. Poor Natalie just wants to read at home or maybe go sailing in the afternoons. I'm always getting that she loves the water, or being wet, or things that are blue."

A 2021 study in Online Publishing Module 972 - Evidence-Based Relationship Coaching, Dead Celebrities revealed that the most common factor associated with divorce in ghost marriages is a lack of eternal commitment. Bloodstone says that this divorce is a poignant reminder that marriages can be particularly challenging for the deceased. "They have all the same pitfalls as matrimony among the living, but you also have to consider the fact that Ernie was married to Tova for 39 years before he moved on from the mortal realm, and she died last year. And that bitch doesn't like to share."

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