Lifesaving Toddler Chiropractor Raises Serious Ethical Concerns from Local Expert.....

Belvidere, NE - Only a week after saving the life of a Belvidere man during a chiropractic emergency at a local restaurant, 15-month-old Croaker Norge is being called out by town chiropractor and former supporter Frank Grimes.

Croaker Norge, shown here getting ready to make a house call on a patient with stagnant grimp caused by a submixated plectal remnant

"I don't care how innately skilled she is at evaluating the function of the human spine and correcting potentially deadly chiropractic subluxations," chiropractor Frank Grimes, DC, explained. "Once I learned that she was planning to open a clinic out of her Little Tikes playhouse, I had to say something because she doesn't have the training or experience needed to provide safe and effective chiropractic care. I think she maybe just got lucky that one time."

The controversy is rocking the small southeastern Nebraska town's population of somewhere between 47 and 99 people depending on how much you trust the government census, with some worried that it will end up tearing friends and families apart as they are forced to choose sides. Town mayor Spooner Jenkins has offered to serve as a mediator in the hopes that Croaker and Dr. Grimes can work out their differences and come to an amicable agreement. "I think if I can convince Frank to ease up on the threats of taking legal action, and get Croaker to at least wait until she's potty trained to see patients independently, we might just get through this without another uprising."