[The following is a paid advertisement from the Republican National Committee. The views presented do not necessarily reflect those of Zoo Knudsen or of Knudsen's News.]
Scared?
Confused?
Curious?
A scared Republican, shown here watching Newsmax on YouTube instead of DirecTV, just like the Jews in Auschwitz
Literally millions of Americans have doubts about the legitimacy of recent elections and are afraid that the country is replacing them with dangerous foreigners. They have concerns that the government might be run by a secret cabal of Satan-worshiping pedophiles and that the media, financial sector, and entertainment industries are essentially just sex trafficking operations turning a generation of young children into transsexual adrenochrome factories. Deep down, they know the truth.
It's all true!
In the face of so much evidence proving the existence of these secret conspiracies, only ignorance could explain the refusal to accept reality. Or maybe complicity. But what if there was a condition, discovered by conservative health experts, like Representative Ronny Jackson MD, behind this seemingly willful state of complacency?
You may have Low Q!
At the Republican National Committee, we are dedicated to helping citizens with Low Q by working to prevent, slow, or eliminate the inability to see the threads being pulled by the puppeteers who have controlled every recent president except for President Trump, who was recruited by the military to expose and take down the Deep State. Our goal is to support the white hats by stabilizing Q levels in people all over the country so that their eyes will open and they can make an informed choice in 2024. We believe that the cure for Low Q is always information, and we never miss information at the RNC.
No Missed Information...ever!
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| Doesn't this guy kind of look like JFK Jr.? If we tell you it's him, will you vote Republican? |
If you or someone that you care about, or maybe just a family member or friend who will still answer your phone calls, might have Low Q, you can help. Visit the Republican National Committee website and sign up for our free* service. It doesn't cost a thing** to take the first step on a journey towards discovering that aliens living on the dark side of the moon made a secret deal with the Deep State in Washington that allows them to harvest and eat our babies in exchange for not destroying the world. At the RNC, we check the weather daily and are prepared for the storm that is coming. Are you?
*Recurring monthly payments of $29.99 begin one day after signing up for the RNC Low Q Treatment service
**Each step of the RNC Low Q Treatment process starting with step two costs $59.99
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