[The following is a paid advertisement from the Alabama Auto Sales Church of Christ. The views presented do not necessarily reflect those of Zoo Knudsen or of Knudsen's News.]
Scared?
Confused?
Curious?
Looking for eternal salvation AND the best deal on new and pre-owned cars in Alabama?
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| Pastor Crazy Bobby Dodson, shown here leading one of God's scattered sheep back into the flock, offers an ironclad and eternal price match guarantee on all pre-owned vehicles and lost souls |
In our bodies, there is life-giving power in the blood. But for our souls, the only way to find life and hope is in the blood of Jesus Christ. Alabama Auto Sales Church of Christ is awash in both the blood of Christ and low, low prices. In fact, no other dealership recognizes the cleansing, convicting, and drawing power in the blood!
There is power in the blood AND 0% APR financing!
At Alabama Auto Sales Church of Christ, we recognize that all of us are sinners. Only the perfect sacrifice could cleanse the sins of humanity, and nobody was more pre-qualified to be our Savior than Jesus. He gave the ultimate down payment for our salvation so that you won't have to pay any. That's right, no money down on any car on the lot.
No money down and no payments for forty days and forty nights thanks to Jesus!
Car dealers are often focused on separating people from their money. But at Alabama Auto Sales Church of Christ, we just want to separate you from your sinful past. We may end up putting you on the road in the car of your dreams, and at a price no other dealer can beat or we'll match it plus 10%, but your final destination is what we really care about. Come on down today and bring the whole family!
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