Washington, D.C. - In a much anticipated report, the United States Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) has concluded that the COVID-19 pandemic almost certainly had its origins in a Chinese laboratory.
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| HUD researcher Nate Whiteman, shown here at the exact moment the COVID-19 lab leak hypothesis was proven correct |
"We have the utmost confidence in the conclusions made in this report," HUD Secretary Marcia L. Fudge explained. "We put the same expertise we have in administering federal housing and urban development laws into determining whether the SARS-CoV-2 virus jumped from animals to humans at a market or if it leaked from a lab where researchers were studying coronaviruses. And it definitely did. The second one. From the lab. Was that not clear?"
Not everyone agrees with the conclusions made in the HUD report. In response, White House national security advisor Jake Sullivan is on record claiming that the intelligence community hasn't come up with a definitive answer on the question. "There are varying views in the intelligence community. Some say one thing while others say the opposite. Many have said they don't know one way or the other. But between you and me, I'm not aware of the HUD ever being wrong when it comes to stuff like this."
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