Is This Kid the World's Biggest Fan of Chicken Nuggets? Fuck Yeah!

Lebanon, TN - Experts are pretty sure that Elmer Jenkins, a 9-year-old boy from Middle Tennessee, may be the world's biggest fucking fan of chicken nuggets.

Elmer Jenkins (right), shown here just prior to murdering his best friend Rusty over a dinosaur shaped chicken nugget related dispute

"Lot's of kids like chicken nuggets," Rick Bell, Mayor of Lebanon, explained. "But that Jenkins boy fucking loves 'em. I ain't never seen nothing quite like it."

Jenkins, a 3rd grader at Byars Dowdy Elementary School, isn't the first boy from the area with an intense desire for deep fried breaded pieces of boneless chicken. Cracker Barrel founder CEO Sandra Cochran, one of several industry leaders that have weighed in on the controversy, believes that this fucking kid is different. "Cracker Barrel, which was founded right here in Lebanon, knows a thing or two about good chicken. And about the people that love it. And this fucking kid right here...he just fucking loves chicken nuggets. Loves the shit out of them."