[The following is a paid advertisement for Bulletproof Achieve® infant formula. The views presented do not necessarily reflect those of Zoo Knudsen or of Knudsen's News.]
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| A gassy baby, angered by being fed standard infant formula instead of Bulletproof Achieve®, faces an uncertain and ultimately unfulfilling life |
Are you searching for an infant formula your baby will love and that also complements their healthy and active lifestyle? Are you tired of regular infant formulas failing, over and over, to address your baby's gas and lack of focus? Are you desperate for a nutritional overhaul that will give your baby sustained tummy time vitality without any dreaded energy crashes?
Your search is over!
Discover new Bulletproof Achieve® infant formula, a first-in-class enhanced meal replacement for infants under 12 months. Bulletproof Achieve® has the same full body benefits as Bulletproof Coffee, the satisfying consumable mixture of coffee, butter, and skink oil that is loved by believers in a variety of personalized diet systems, like Paleo, Keto, Strafing, Microbiomania, and Connected Eating. But I'm sure you have questions.
Questions are okay up to a point, then you're just being a bitch!
What is Bulletproof Baby? And why are you a bad parent if you don't consider switching your baby to it right now? Then answer just might surprise you. It's science! In fact, you might say that the most important active ingredient in Bulletproof Achieve® is science.
And the second is skink oil!
Bulletproof Achieve® is a delicious blend of ingredients that sustain babies all day. We combined traditional wisdom that had just been lying around for thousands of years not being used by anybody with the latest cutting-edge scientific advances in infant nutrition, like amalgamated biosynthetic enzymes and 2nd generation bananamino acids. And that's just the stuff we can tell you about!
51% Science, 49% Proprietary Blend!
We all want what is best for growing babies, and that means tapping into their desire to live well every day. Bulletproof Achieve® is more than just an energy formula/meal replacement for infants made of ostrich milk, caffeine, skink oil, and a few vitamins and minerals. It is more than merely a combination of rich flavors with a creamy mouthfeel that all babies crave. It is a lifestyle. It is a beacon of hope. It is the essence of pure life and worthy of your respect and worship.
Only the chosen will thrive!
Bulletproof Achieve® infant formula is a functional nutrition, and proof that the divine spirit exists within each and every one our customers. As was foretold by the ancients, every science-backed and carefully chosen ingredient is a necessary addition to your baby's diet with no compromises. That means every ingredient is clean. No GMOs, gluten, artificial flavors or fillers, or wickedness, thanks to a revolutionary filtering process that removes even the slightest trace of sin from each tank before it is blessed by The Leader.
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