Slaughter Swamp, NJ - As tensions continue to rise in the Middle East 4 months after the October 7th Hamas terrorist attack against Israel, Legion of Doom Director of Public Outreach Solomon Grundy is calling for a ceasefire in Gaza in the hopes of preventing further escalation and loss of life.
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| Solomon Grundy, shown here discussing obstacles to a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict with a group of international policy makers that he would later crush to death with a Ford Excursion |
"This is a complex issue without a simple solution," U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken explained. "Nobody is expecting there to be peace in the region overnight, and this isn't necessarily an official endorsement by the White House, but I think that maybe that evil zombie has a point."
Grundy, a reanimated corpse fused with rotten swamp wood and powered by a mysterious elemental force has been a frequent nemesis of the Justice League while completing an International Affairs Fellowship through the Council on Foreign Relations. He is calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and believes that the only chance for lasting peace is an agreement to put an end to the suffering of the innocent, particularly children. "Genocide bad! No bomb hospitals! Don't make Solomon Grundy come down there! Me have friend in Gaza City."
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