Showing posts with label MTV. Show all posts
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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Jenny McCarthy to Host Autism Symposium.....

Los Angeles, CA-A meeting of the world's foremost experts on neurodevelopmental disorders and vaccine science, moderated by autism authority and former co-host of MTV's Singled Out Jenny McCarthy, will be held today at UCLA's Schoenberg Auditorium.

"For years now, the scientific community has lagged behind the overwhelming anecdotal evidence that has been collected and compiled in places like Google and YouTube," Dr. McCarthy explained. "This meeting is the perfect opportunity to bring together research scientists, physicians and lay people treating disorders such as autism, and the speakers we have lined up are just amazing."

Simon Baron-Cohen, Professor of Developmental Psychopathology at the University of Cambridge, was very impressed with the scheduled presenters. "Where else are you going to hear Oprah discuss her work on mapping autism risk loci using genetic linkage and chromosomal rearrangements or Holly Robinson Peete expounding on studies of peripheral blood mononuclear cells from children with autism spectrum disorder."

The highlight of the symposium will very likely be the expert panel discussion on the role of environmental toxins, in particular mercury and childhood vaccinations, in autism. Panelists will include Montel Williams, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, and the Phillie Phanatic.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge Sucked Into Black Hole.....

Los Angeles, CA-The latest installment of MTV's popular reality series, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, which pits cast members from recent seasons against each other in a competition for cash and prizes ended in disaster today when all but one of the participants was killed by a black hole.

"I'm not exactly sure what happened out there," Theo Von, the only survivor of the current cast, explains. "We were all crawling around in a mud pit, looking for the key to that sweet Hummer H3, and then all hell broke loose."

A black hole, typically thought of as a region of space whose gravitational field is so powerful that nothing can escape, have in the past only been observed in the farthest reaches of space. Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking reveals "This is definitely a first. Yes, this black hole was rather small on a cosmic scale, however it was more than powerful enough to slowly rip their bodies apart molecule by molecule in what can only be described as an astronomically painful process. Thankfully nobody important was injured."