Belvidere, NE - Despite having received very little training in the assessment and management of spinal pathology, Belvidere toddler Croaker Norge came to a man's rescue during a chiropractic emergency while dining out with her last week.
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| Belvidere toddler Croaker Norge, shown here using a chiroclicker toy to gently adjust the spine of a doll suffering from a chronic stage 3 vertebral subluxation, is offering a Preschool Wellness Package* for only $39.99 |
"I've never seen anything like it in more than twenty years of practice as a chiropractor," Frank Grimes, DC, explained. "Not only did she provide a controlled and perfectly targeted adjustment to correct the acute subluxation of the tenth thoracic vertebra, she applied the exact right amount of force. This kid is some kind of prodigy."
Also impressed by Croaker's innate skill is the man she saved. According to Jimron Watkins, who had been having some mild lower back pain and brain fog for several days leading up to his dinner reservation that night, the last thing he expected was a full return to optimal health and wellness. "I had just ordered the meatloaf at Ronda's and felt a light tap on my back. I turn around and there she is adjusting my spine with that toy Dr. Grimes gives out to the kids in his clinic, and with the exact amount of pressure you might use to check the ripeness of a tomato."
Despite the attention that little Croaker has been receiving since that night at Ronda's, she has remained humble and focused on her mission to restore nervous system function to everyone she meets. Nancy Norge, Croaker's grandmother and legal guardian, says that Dr. Grimes might just have some competition for the hearts, minds, and spines of the good people of Belvidere. "She's always going up to people and fixing their backs, just like Dr. Grimes does at those wellness checks. And yesterday she recommended that one of the other kids at the park avoid the new Covid vaccine. We are all just so proud of her."
*This includes a full spinal evaluation, up to three adjustments, baby carrots, and a juice box
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