San Francisco, CA - American film and television production company Lucasfilm, best known for creating and producing the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises, has announced the return of some familiar furry friends in the next Star Wars installment.
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"You asked and we listened," Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy explained. "It's the Ewoks! And it's a chance to answer some questions that fans have been asking for decades, like can they use the Force, did they eat the stormtroopers after the Battle of Endor, and can we do a scene where an Ewok and a Wookiee have sex?"
Kennedy added that fans of Wicket, the breakout star of the 1983 classic Attack of the Jedi played by former NFL star Warwick Dunn, will definitely not want to miss the new film. "A lot of time has passed, but Wicket is back thanks to time crystals and a little movie magic! He's older, wiser, and horny as fuck."
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