Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Republicans Issue Eras Tour (Taylor's Version) Warning.....

Washington, D.C. - Nearly two weeks after its debut on Disney+, Republican lawmakers in Washington are issuing a warning over the possibility of hidden messages in an updated version of the extremely popular Eras Tour concert film, particularly during segments handpicked by Taylor Swift herself.

Taylor Swift, shown here brazenly signaling a team of elite liberal operatives to vote for women's reproductive rights in November

"The streaming version of the Eras Tour available on Disney+ includes "cardigan" and four additional acoustic songs that Swift handpicked with little or no oversight from election officials," Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene explained. "Given her history of attempts to undermine our democracy in the past, we are worried that these segments of the concert contain credible, specific, and impending terrorist threats against the November presidential election, and we are calling for an immediate halt to its broadcast until an investigation can be completed."

A recording of the Eras Tour for theatrical release had already grossed more than $260 million at the global box office in the fall, making it the most profitable concert film in history. According to Disney CEO Bob Iger, Swift's concert is a true phenomenon and will continue to excite audiences wherever they are and regardless of how many sleeper cells could be activated. "Frankly, I have bigger problems to worry about than Taylor Swift conspiracy theories. The dailies on The Marvels: The Musical: The Series are garbage."

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