Experts Predict Golden Age of Enema Ingredients.....

Beverly Hills, CA - Despite supply chain concerns, worldwide inflation, and fears over the possibility of economic recession in the near future, wellness experts believe that we are now entering a golden age of detox enema ingredients.

An enema artist at Aspen of Hollywood Celebrity Holistic Health Clinic, shown here preparing a Frutti Butti enema with hemp seeds and medicinal mushroom powder

"I believe that we really have just scratched the surface when it comes to our ability to prepare detox enemas," certified enematrician Mort Fishman explained. "Right now when most people hear enema, they probably just think of coffee, but there are literally thousands of potential enema bases, boosts, enhancers, and turbo charging add-ins at our disposal."

For decades, enemas have been thought of mostly as a means to cleanse or stimulate the bowels in order to help treat constipation or prepare for a medical procedure, such as a colonoscopy or a plectal scraping. But according to Fishman, a combination of ancient wisdom and cutting edge science has recently revealed a hidden history of therapeutic enemation, the process of applying an enema to the human colon, going back more than a thousand years to the time of the Egyptians. "From the Babylonians and Assyrians to the Ancient Teletubbians, all the way to modern Paltrovians, you could say that humanity has already had the age of the enemas, but I truly believe that we are just getting started."

As humankind has begun to rediscover the wide-ranging health benefits of the enema, such as eliminating bacteria, toxins, and excess fatty acids from the intestines, experts such as Fishman are seeing impressive positive changes in their patients. From balanced hormones to controlled appetite, better sleep to improved mental processing, Fishman says that enemas are a powerful means of restoring energy and meaning to life. "Clearer skin, better circulation, a more efficient nervous system, and so much more. You are literally flushing away exhaustion and anxiety."

The key to any effective enema is a healthy base. Traditionally this might have been a low-sugar fruit like blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, kiwi, or maybe half a banana and a handful of goji berries, but recent advances in enema preparation have resulted in an increasing use of leafy greens and veggies. Healthy fats are an important next step, and one that should be followed by the addition of an all-natural protein source. Avocado and peanut butter are popular choices. Finally, and this is the step where the expertise of a qualified enematrician such as Fishman can be vital, choose your add-ins. "I'm a huge fan of collagen, CBD, and bee pollen, but ultimately I recommend trying a variety of ingredients to see what best fits your individual healthcare needs."